"They Wouldn't Dream of Doing Capitalism" Tote Bag

Isopods might not even dream at all, but if they do, it's probably about nutrient rich mulch or maybe conserving water while sheltering under leaf litter. They definitely don't dream about building a factory and exploiting workers. This is an excellent tote bag, which is both functional AND educational. Product specs: 

* 26" black canvas straps * Gusseted (flat) bottom, so these bad boys can hold A LOT! * 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D